|Please try the following:
- Click the surname change button, or try again later.
- If you are listed in the Social Security Death Index, please check your pulse and confer with a doctor.
- If you descend from one of three brothers who landed on the East Coast in a barrel with 2 cents to his name contact banks in the region where he landed to collect the inheritance.
- It may be possible to contact your ancestors via a psychic. Digital cameras will not typically record pictures of ancestral visions so a tape recorder will be necessary to record your interpretations.
- If your ancestor was involved in covert operations you may wish to contact the CIA or FBI in order to locate them.
- Some ancestors were deposited on Earth by UFOs. Please check passenger lists for UFOs which are not housed anywhere on Earth.
- If you are trying to prove descent from Adam and Eve , please consult appropriate bibliographic references and make certain you have your fig leaf in the right place.
- Descent from Charlemagne can be proven by having all your crowns in a row. Prince Charles may be able to assist you.
- If you descend from an Indian Princess, keep looking for your Prince (or the ancestor formerly known as Prince, take your pick)
- Your family tree may have tree rot. Check with your local nursery for appropriate treatment.